metroidfannumber1's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Small and Tall: Ring]

you need......to emote! and add personallity to your voices.

pretty good animation. not great but pretty good....

the story sucks but i guess you don't care. in fact i don't think anyone cares. its just random nonsense which would be fun but it just bores me.

i don't think you're random enough to handle this project. personally i think you would be more interesting as an investigator of some sort. like a detective. or perhaps a lawyer. procecutor? you know. something that could be interesting enough. and not a private detective/lawyer/procecutor but a public one. that way you can involve the community and solve murders and stuff. it's a little cliche' but you like random things so your personallity should balance it out.

[animation attempt]

you don't get blammed for being pointless. you get blammed because somebody out there hates you for no reason. you could draw a masterpiece of art and they will still blam you out of pure undeserving hatred towards you. thats why i hate this site. the people who are here are pretty aweful. however this is a great place to get noticed. and you have a lot of options at your disposal here. functionally it's pretty good. socially, it's a monster. if everyone worshipped you, you could draw a dancing shit that is just a loop with a banshee screaming and rate it 5 and stuff......

oh right! i'm supposed to review this flash!

i don't know how you got that far. when i use flash, it will crash (that rhymed! except this time instead of bringing me joy, rhyming hath made me miserable!). the fact that you got one line to do what you want shows your greatness. and the fact that you made a full animation makes you a god. a hail whatsyurname!!!

ONE MORE THING!!!

um. are you supposed to draw on illustrator first, then import it to professional? or are you supposed to draw within professional? because i keep getting assumptions that your supposed to draw your cartoon on illustrator first and then import it to professional then animate it there. it's so confusing! i have both btw and a lot more.

JellyJubJubs responds:

I actually agree with what you said lol NG has a really tough crowd and is really hard to please but thats what makes this place nice. It's challenging. It may be hard at first but once you get to know the tricks here, It'll be a lot easier to get known.

haha the infamous flash crash, don't I know it! It gets tedious, always having it crash but once you get used to it, you'll be able to make progress! haha

hah...whats an illustrator o-o the only way I know how to animate is to just..draw and animate in flash xD Drawing in illustrator and then importing it into flash could work too :)) but it's not really something you have to do.

[TMNT *just a mask*]

damn those goombas. they really did go out of their way to make them look nothing like their video game counterparts.

[Woodman Returns! Again!]

i love the dramatic pop goes the weasel theme! oooh wood man....

[RWA- Holiday]

that is sooo what he would have done....

[Easter Greetings 2014]

I remember red foreman from that 70's ashow singing that song in that episode when he got high. What is the name of that song? I'm really asking, its always been bugging me!

Oh right the review...

Um it did give me an eerie feeling at first but then a soothing feeling later on. Its actually kinda calm. Soft. Relaxing... Ah...... Peaceful.

PapaSamdi responds:

It's "Here Comes Peter Cottontail", by Gene Autry. Admittedly I dickered around with it a bit, added some ambient drone, messed with pitch and tempo. Glad you found it... relaxing.

That's right, just ease on into the bunny.

[Who Put You On The Planet]

Beauty at its finest 1000000\10 stars.

Greasegoat responds:

Your amazing.

[A question for dad.]

Is it me or do all of us animators have low self-esteem? And daddy issues?

[Toons These Days: Ep 29]

Assaulting him with a mallet?! That's what a toon would do to another toon! Uncle grandpa is accepted as a good cartoon by doggy!!

[Sister deletes Zelda save]

awwww...... reminds me of all the times i was a nightmare to my little brother and sister. well not really. they deserved it. but you know. i still feel bad. sort kinda....not really......lol! well yeah i do.