metroidfannumber1's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Car Racer!]

This game sux! 0 stars! also that was very aggravationing because i couldn't get past the cars. it was only just behind me but since i grazed it that counts as a crash. why? that's not fair. what am i supposed to do if i have to wait for the car to be completely off the screen? argh. it's impossible.

[Army Car team]

kinda got stuck in that invisible mine place but extremely fun! it reminds me of those generic parking games you see a million of on newgrounds but with a creative twist! great superrific job on that point. i love the team of cars especially the yellow tank. i know it says car but im calling it a tank. i'm favoriting so that i don't miss any more games or other stuff you might make. btw awesome profile name, "turbonuke". sounds like something i would make up.

turboNuke responds:

Thanks! :)

[Failed Robbery]

uuuuhhhmmm....why did you put so much effort?

Matthcw responds:

LOL What?

[Sponge Bob Baskteball]

super fanstatic! wish i was more patient then i'd play it more.

[Walk the Plank]

this game is so charming. i love it. it's mine now.

[Cod Name:Fox]

feels games factory 2 ish. especially those squares. \cool music. did you write it yourself? you should make moar tracks than the one though.

[15Min Max]

awesomest game ever!!

[Lol Hullajens]

its fun but it needs more bazookas. and dynamite. and nuclear holocausts. and death rays. and living explosions. and diet coke mixed with seltzer.

DOTCreeper responds:

BIG BOOMS UPLOADED MUTHA FUKA!!?!!?

[Rolly Coin]

love the music. the birds are funny. i would call the theme song, "birdemic". i keep dying for no reason that i can see so i give up.

zeldonrift responds:

birds are enemies and you get 5 lives ( 5/5 energy bar at the top) per level - avoid the birds :)
also keep away from the sides , instant death

[Bloke]

fuck those "back to level 1" blocks. we don't just want bullshit. we want crazy random weapons. like a giant energy beam. or something.....

JeremyBeam responds:

I considered that but didnt want to make it too complicated. Perhaps in the 2nd edition!