metroidfannumber1's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LIGHT]

i can make one of these videos and i would like you to interpret it!:

life is like a sack of potatoes

you peel it,

and it explodes!

millions of colors swirling around you,

That is good.

soap bars fill the street.

find the tombstone.

look towards the mystical light going downwards

type in :ABBC1218DELETE `"unbindall"

:: so what do you think?

[Crusty's Pizza]

that slogan makes no sense. if all i want is the crust, then you'll give me everything except the crust?

5 stars!

[Superpanties]

Why thank you this was very nessesary.

[Intro Project]

you mean that's it? it took you 2 years to cum up with that?

well i do like the blood spewing out of her but its a little too kinky for me.

[Linkachu 2]

"say hello to my best friend mariachu!"

and thats it it wont react to anything i do. is that it? i guess 2.5.

[Project Tinfoil Trailer 1]

i honestly have no idea what you are going for. but it has boobies so its got my vote! just remember that videos need a good supply of that throughout the video to be distracted appropriately. we don't want to be bored from things like, "story" or "dialouge" or, ugh, "character development". eww.

JeremyRay responds:

Finally, someone who appreciates teh boobies!

If you were to mosey over to YouTube and search for the Project Tinfoil channel, you might find a longer animation with more boobies. It doesn't have sound yet though. Nor will it be posted here until it does.

I'm sure you can figure out what's going on - these guys all want to get laid with human women. If you watch those old b-movies, it makes no sense but the monster frequently goes after the woman. It's like a rule. There's no reason why the Creature from the Black Lagoon would be attracted to a human woman. You wouldn't get hot for a female version of the Gillman. But they go after the human women despite it making no sense. Project Tinfoil is a play on that trope.

[¿QHE? - Alt. Ending]

this is soo odd bu i love it so much! i hope that counts still.

and i think she was throwing him off maybe? oh well. it was very nessessary.